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A young guy from Long Island moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.
The Manager............
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A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week.
This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting."
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Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: What does yours look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
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A Totally Rusty Computer!!! Check IT OUT!!!!:D
If your computer looks like the one above please do NOT post to this forum asking for help. Please make sure you can at least see your motherboard before posting questions regarding your PC issues.
Thank You,:O
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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant and
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husband #1: "whenever my wife talks about her ex-husband i get so jealous."
husband #2: "thats nothing.You should hear my wife talking about her future husband!"
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Q:What is the best way to get a man to stop pestering you?
A:Stare at his crotch and laugh.
Q:Why do men have to flex their muscles around women so much?
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Q. What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
A. E.T. phoned home.
Q. How do men get excersize at the beach?
A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
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Two guys were roaring down a country road on a motorcycle when the driver slowed up and pulled over. His leather jacket had a broken zipper, and he told his friend, "I
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There was an elderly man at home, upstairs, dying in bed.
He smelled the aroma of his favourite chocolate chip cookies baking. He wanted one last cookie before he died. He fell out of bed, crawled to the landing,
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A man bought tickets from the ticket win down of a theatre. A few minutes later he returned and bought two more. When, after a short interval, he came back to buy two more tickets, the ticket-seller opened the little door in the glass
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Once,Saddam Hussain went to God & asked him "God , when will I see Iraq defeat USA?"
God said, "I am sorry my son but, U will never see it in your life time."
Then Musharraf went and asked God "Lord when will I see capture of Kashmir by Pakistan ?"
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Son- Father what is the spelling of inspector?
Father- Why are you asking?
Son- Today my teacher asked me to write down my father's occupation but i
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Harka lal was in big jungle of Africa hunting animals, all of sudden he was capture by the local bushman there.. Harka was taken to the king of bushman.
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