Ø " Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. "
Will Rogers
Ø "Laughter is the closest distance between two people. "
Victor Borge
Ø " We spend the first twelve months of our children's liv! es teaching them
to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."
Phyllis Diller
Ø " I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'. "
Robert Paul
Ø "When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. "
Erno Philips
Ø " A harmful truth is always better then...a useful lie! "
Eric Bolton
Ø " A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! "
Doug Larson
Ø " One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money. "
Edgar Watson Howe
Ø As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and
I can't remember the other two... "
Sir Norman Wisdom
Ø More wise guy sayings
Patience is a virtue of mankind.
Never ask how laws & sausages are made.
A mile walked with a friend only contains 100 steps.
Do you know the difference between hubris & contrite?
Good company in a journey makes the way seem shorter.
If you want sympathy you will find it in the dictionary between shit & syphilis.
Ø The best feelings are those that Have no words to describe them....
~ by Michelle Hammersley ~
Ø I sought for Love But Love ran away from me. I sought my Soul But my Soul I couldn't see. Then I sought You, And I found all three.
~ by Unknown Author ~
Ø My love, you know you are my best friend. You know that I'd do anything for you And my love, let nothing come between us. My love for you is strong and true.
~ by Sarah McLachlan ~
Ø Try not to become a man of success but a man of value.
- Albert Einstein
Ø Love, like a river, will cut a new path.. whenever it meets an obstacle.
Ø Love is like a mustard seed; planted by God and watered by men ..
Ø There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved.
Ø "Whenever life seems to drift you away from me, I can't help but cry. You've grown to be such a part of me that without you life is no more than a desperate sigh. They do say love comes and goes, and to that I disagree. So, here's my hand, take it and don't let go of me."
Ø Hold my hand and I'll take you there, somehow, someday, somewhere."
Ø I would rather have one smell of her hair or one touch of her hand than an eternity without it."
Ø I give you all my love because I truly love you, but I can't give you my soul and my heart because you'll just break it apart."
Ø You know you are in love
when you see the world in her eyes,
and her eyes everywhere in the world.
Ø The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree, but still hold hands.
Ø Love is like a gentle breeze
that cascades through your entire being,
filling every fiber with emotion so deep
your heart grows wings .
Ø I don't fear insects or spiders. At great heights, I jump off, smiling. In the face of death I wink. But, when I look into your eyes, I'm in fear of how much I love you .
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